Quotes from Michael J. Fox movies and TV shows - page 4 of 5

Dr. Benjamin Stone: Okay, let's get something straight right now.I got eight years of higher education, I got one year of internship, I got one year of residency.I'm 70'000 dollars in debt.Now I'm waylaid in this heehaw hell, and you insist on clocking me in and out like I'm some kind of factory worker.Well no!N-O, no!This is where I draw the line.

Dr. Benjamin Stone: What are you talking about?
Mayor Nick Nicholson: Timing. Same thing with women. And with southern women, well, they require a substantial commitment. You might have to stay here six months, I don't know, maybe more.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: Are you a betting man, Nick?
Mayor Nick Nicholson: Well, I have been known on occasion.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: It'll take me about a week.
Mayor Nick Nicholson: Wait a minute, you mean... Vialula in the center pocket?

Dr. Benjamin Stone: Are you allergic to penicillin?
Simon Tidwell, First Patient: Don't know.You'd have to ask doc Hogue.
Dr. Benjamin Stone: I doubt doc Hogue knows it's even been discovered.

Alex P. Keaton: Mallory, someone stupid called... sometime today... about something trivial.
Mallory Keaton: Alex you know that could be any one of my friends.

Steven Keaton: Alex destroyed all of them when he was two, he found them politically offensive.
Alex P. Keaton: You have no proof that was me.
Elyse Keaton: We found your rattle on the shelf in the bookcase.
Alex P. Keaton: It could have been some other babies rattle.
Elyse Keaton: It was your Nixon rattle.

Alex P. Keaton: Remember when we were kids and I ran you over with my bicycle?
Erwin 'Skippy' Handleman: Yes.
Alex P. Keaton: I have a car now.

Alex P. Keaton: People who have money don't need people.

Alex P. Keaton: It's just like taking candy from a baby.
Jennifer Keaton: Brings back memories.

Doug Ireland: Nothing's impossible Albert. Impossible just takes a couple extra phone calls.

Doug Ireland: Short skirt on a breezy day, a real crowd-pleaser.

Doug Ireland: I'm a genie in a suit, just rub me and make a wish.

Dr. Lucy Lynskey: Tell me, why is it that you can see Ray and I can't?
Frank Bannister: I was in an accident. A car accident... about five years ago. I don't know. They say that sometimes when you have a traumatic experience that it can alter your perception.

Frank Bannister: Catch you later, Hiles.
Sergeant Hiles: Hey, my tour of duty runs another 85 years! There's a piece of dirt up here with your name on it, Bannister! I'm waiting for you, you little maggot.

Daniel: I'm giving up bowling.
Robin: Why?
Daniel: My wrist. It's a pre-arthritic condition. It's not gonna get better.
Robin: You saw a doctor?
Daniel: No, Al, the janitor at the bowling alley examined it. He uh, seemed to know what he was talking about. He took me right away. Of course I saw a doctor.

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John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway.
Nick Lang: Me too.
John Moss: And don't quit like me, either.

Chance: Jamie? Is that you? Wait, what am I talking about? Of course, it's you! It's really you! I found you! I found my boy! I found my Jamie! Oh, I'm so happy! Oh, I could just lick you for days! Give me a hug.

Chance: I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.

Chance: It's a thing of beauty when Chance is on duty.
Sassy: Speaking of doody, I thought I smelled something.

Michael Chapman: I turned Angela from a pickpocket into a star into a shoplifter.

Vera Prescott: I'm going to introduce you to the most powerful money men in New York, and if you can do to them what you've done to me.
Brantley Foster: I can't do that.
Vera Prescott: I mean bowl them over, darling! You're irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm.