Qualen: You want to kill me, don't you, Tucker? Well, get a number and get in line.
Quotes from John Lithgow movies and TV shows - page 4 of 4
Eric Qualen: Love is a killer, isn't it?
Eric Qualen: Tucker and Walker, you resiliant bastards! You're still alive.
Hal Tucker: You son of a bitch! You said you wouldn't kill him.
Eric Qualen: Sue me.
Qualen: I must admit you're a real piece of work.
Gabe Walker: Yeah, and I must admit, you're a real piece of shit. (01:37:45)
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: So what you're saying is you would be willing, excuse me, Jack would be willing to take in this creature and care for it and love it like a pet?
George Henderson: No, like a member of the family.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: You've seen hundreds, thousands of pigeons, right?
George Henderson: Of course.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Well, neither have I. I got a hunch they exist.
George Henderson: I have a friend and his name is, um, Jack and let's say there's... this... giant.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Is there a beanstalk involved in this, Mr. Henderson?
Sarah Henderson: Where's the roast?
George Henderson: I'll go get it.
Nancy Henderson: The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard.
George Henderson: Oh. Well, there's plenty of other stuff.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Are you vegetarians?
George Henderson: Sometimes. It depends on the guest.
George Henderson: We've got some big guns and some big-big guns but I'm afraid I'm all out of big-big ammo.
Congressman Ron M. Sperling: Miss Sloane, welcome to the party.
Jud Crandall: Sometimes, dead is better.
Earl Talbot Blake: I mean, there we were, both of us... at the beginning of our careers. Then all of a sudden, one of us... took off! Lit up the sky like a meteor. And why? Because he met the other.
Gingy: OK, OK...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man?