Hitchhiker: You just shut up and remember you're just the cook! And me and him'll handle this.
Old Man: Shut your mouth.
Franklin: If I have any more fun today I don't think I can take it.
Hitchhiker: You could have dinner with us... my brother makes good head cheese! You like head cheese?
Old Man: Look... I got some good barbecue here.
Old Man: Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?
Hitchhiker: My family's always been in meat.
Jerry: That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.