Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America! I mean, if you don't like Spaghetti and Meatballs, why don't you just get the hell out?
Sonny: Everyone's so busy with their crap lately, no-one ever comes.
Mr. Herlihy: Like I'm not busy?
Sonny: Hey Mr. Herlihy, how bout you shut up before I smack you threw the wall like last week?
Mr. Herlihy: Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on woman. Oh... hah... hahahahahahaha.
Sonny: He drinks a lot of soda.
Ted Castellucci: Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
Lenny: You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
Ted Castellucci: I withdraw my objection. Please proceed.
Nazo: What are your cards?
Julian: I got a 6, a 5, a Jack, a 4 and a 8. I win.
Sonny: What do you mean "you win"? I had a hand just like that before, I didn't win?
Julian: Because I win.
Nazo: This is bullshit.
Sonny: Alright, take it easy man.
Nazo: Every time different cards, he still wins?
Julian: I wipe my own ass.
Nazo: Me too.
Corinne: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?
Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called "doing the hibbidy-dibbidy."