Sonny: Get cleaned up and we'll go to Barney's.
Sonny: Not that Barney, a different Barney. A much more expensive Barney.
Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha.
Sonny: What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy?
Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it?
Sonny: Get off the stand please.
Mr. Herlihy: You got it. Got a few problems.
Nazo: This is bullshit! Should have same rules for everyone, no matter what age.
Sonny: I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid.
Phil D'Amato: Sonny, remember that time you went with me to the pet store to get fish food and you saw that cute little puppy and you wanted to get it, but then I reminded you about feeding it and cleaning it and toilet-training it?
Phil D'Amato: Well, this is kinda like that - except with a human.
Sonny: Hey, the money I won in the cab accident is kicking ass in the stockmarket, so relax.
Sonny: Say "Happy Halloween."
Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.
Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared.