Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
Verbal Kint: You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... My guess is you'll never hear from him again.
Verbal Kint: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me... Is Keyser Soze.
Verbal Kint: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee. Right off the trees, I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station.
McManus: GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER!
Dave Kujan: I'll tell you what I know. Stop me when this sounds familiar. There was no dope on that boat.
Police Interrogator: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?
Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein?