Buzz #2: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. I've got an AWOL space ranger here.
Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this delusional.
Buzz #2: No backtalk! I have a laser, and I will use it!
Buzz: You mean the laser that's a lightbulb!?
Andy: You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark, or death by monkeys?
Rex: Guys, we can't park here. It's a white zone.
Hamm: You heard of Kung Fu? Well, get ready for pork chops!
Hamm: Where did you get the cool belt, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear #2: Well, slotted pig, these are standard issue.
Rex: I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: It's your choice, Woody. Either you can go to Japan together or in pieces. He fixed you once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box.