The Disaster Artist
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Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)

Raphael: That was fucking weird.
Sandy: At this point, it would be fucking weird if he didn't do something that was fucking weird.

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Tommy: Raphael, I need this to look like Titanic.
Raphael: The Titanic?
Tommy: Yeah, that one.
Raphael: Yeah, yeah. Trust me it does.

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Tommy: I insist. I want you to be my guest. Like Beauty and Beast. I will be Beauty of course. (00:21:30)

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Greg: Hey if I can have a career in this business, so can you, man.
Tommy: Uh... I don't want career.
Greg: You don't want a career? I thought that's...
Tommy: I want my own planet.
Greg: Your own planet?
Tommy: Yeah it's cool. Everybody love each other. That's why it's the best planet.

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Henry: People are very strange these days! Oh, hi Betty. (01:43:10)

Amber: What do you do if it turns out really bad? Like... Like, if it turns out terrible. Would you, can you... take it off your IMDb? (00:54:10)

Tommy Wiseau: Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. All the pretty boys. They're lining up for the big shot.
Greg Sestero: Just uh, just have to get lucky, I guess.
Tommy Wiseau: No. No. It's not luck, Greg. Greg, you have to be the best. You have to be the best you can be. And never give up.

Greg Sestero: You're really gonna make this thing?
Tommy Wiseau: No, Greg. We are going to do it. Together.

Judd Apatow: Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.

Juliette: It's still going? (01:26:45)

Judd Apatow: I'm not saying maybe, I'm saying not in a million years.
Tommy Wiseau: But after that?

Factual error: The movie's set in the late 90s, but a 2015 Lexus and Audi are visible behind a girl when they first arrive in LA. (01:23:00)

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Trivia: In the movie, Sandy shows up at the premiere. In real life, Sandy did not come to the premiere as Tommy had not invited him due to incidents on set with Tommy's behaviour. Actor Kyle Vogt also did not come for similar reasons.

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