Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)
Greg: Hey if I can have a career in this business, so can you, man.
Tommy: Uh... I don't want career.
Greg: You don't want a career? I thought that's...
Tommy: I want my own planet.
Greg: Your own planet?
Tommy: Yeah it's cool. Everybody love each other. That's why it's the best planet. (00:14:35)
Henry: People are very strange these days! Oh, hi Betty. (01:43:10)
Greg Sestero: It's Bryan fucking Cranston. (01:07:00)
Amber: What do you do if it turns out really bad? Like... Like, if it turns out terrible. Would you, can you... take it off your IMDb? (00:54:10)
Judd Apatow: Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.
Juliette: It's still going? (01:26:45)
Judd Apatow: I'm not saying maybe, I'm saying not in a million years.
Tommy Wiseau: But after that? (00:32:30)