The Disaster Artist
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Raphael: That was fucking weird.
Sandy: At this point, it would be fucking weird if he didn't do something that was fucking weird. (01:20:50)

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Tommy: Raphael, I need this to look like Titanic.
Raphael: The Titanic?
Tommy: Yeah, that one.
Raphael: Yeah, yeah. Trust me it does. (00:58:25)

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Tommy: I insist. I want you to be my guest. Like Beauty and Beast. I will be Beauty of course. (00:21:30)

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Greg: Hey if I can have a career in this business, so can you, man.
Tommy: Uh... I don't want career.
Greg: You don't want a career? I thought that's...
Tommy: I want my own planet.
Greg: Your own planet?
Tommy: Yeah it's cool. Everybody love each other. That's why it's the best planet. (00:14:35)

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Judd Apatow: I'm not saying maybe, I'm saying not in a million years.
Tommy Wiseau: But after that? (00:32:30)

Greg Sestero: I wish we could just make our own movie.
Tommy Wiseau: That great idea. (00:35:35)

Greg Sestero: We are doing this.
Tommy Wiseau: Tomorrow, this will all be yours, Greg.
Greg Sestero: Ah! We will own you, L.A..
Tommy Wiseau: Watch out, here we come.
Greg Sestero: You will know our names.

Henry: People are very strange these days! Oh, hi Betty. (01:43:10)

Greg Sestero: It's Bryan fucking Cranston. (01:07:00)

Amber: What do you do if it turns out really bad? Like... Like, if it turns out terrible. Would you, can you... take it off your IMDb? (00:54:10)

Tommy Wiseau: Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. All the pretty boys. They're lining up for the big shot.
Greg Sestero: Just uh, just have to get lucky, I guess.
Tommy Wiseau: No. No. It's not luck, Greg. Greg, you have to be the best. You have to be the best you can be. And never give up.

Judd Apatow: Just because you want it doesn't mean it can happen.

Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)

Juliette: It's still going? (01:26:45)

Greg Sestero: You're really gonna make this thing?
Tommy Wiseau: No, Greg. We are going to do it. Together. (00:38:40)

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