Rear Admiral: The end is inevitable, Maverick. Your kind is headed for extinction.
Maverick: Maybe so, sir. But not today.
Stuart Long: Like anything, it's the struggle that brings you closer to God. I never shied away from no fight. Teaching priests to rat on suffering men, they're getting closer to Judas than Jesus.
Edward Nashton: If you are justice, please do not lie / What is the price for your blind eye?
Tricia Albright: The Albrights have been here since the Mayflower arrived.
Emily: If you want to tell me what to do, put me on the fucking payroll.
Benoit Blanc: You dimwitted... brainless... JACKASS! Your one murder with any panache at all, and you stole the whole idea from me.
Danny Sharp: You are all gonna have the greatest story to tell at dinner tonight.
Ferruccio Lamborghini: You buy a Ferrari when you want to be someone. You buy a Lamborghini when you are someone.
Justin Ross: Pete, did you crawl here?
Pete: Oh, sorry. There was just a lot of traffic, and I tried to.
Justin Ross: Shhh. The grown-ups are talking.
Sara: We have a BOGO in our boring section!
Lee: You don't think I'm a bad person?
Maren: All I think is that I love you.