Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

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Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

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Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

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Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See." You, first, Eeyore.
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.

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Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape.
Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
Benjamin Bunny: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once. (00:31:00)

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Leonardo: Can you get me a prettier nurse?

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John Stewart: There was a Green Lantern movie. Uh. But we don't talk about that.

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Connie Edwards: Yeah! I unsew your mother, and made a jacket out of her.

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Gnomeo: Come to the city, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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Sharon: If women our age were meant to have sex God wouldn't do what he does to our bodies.
Vivian: Speak for yourself.
Sharon: Well, that was not God, that was Dr. Nazaria.

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Bob Callahan: You know what, don't touch me when we're on a truce. It's very patronizing.
Jerry Pierce: Yeah, it's a little weird for me too. (00:27:50)

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Young Tanya: I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.

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Lonnie Laloush: Walk faster Finger Blaster.

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Ron Stallworth: God bless white America.

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Annie: Any of you fucking pricks move, I'm gonna execute every motherfucking last one of you.

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Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.

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Duncan: Okay technically, this time, I did have a guy over.

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Renee Bennett: I can eat whatever I want and still look like this.

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Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.

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Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.

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Chief: Don't ask me to fetch that stick.

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