Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

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Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

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Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

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Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape.
Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
Benjamin Bunny: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once. (00:31:00)

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Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See." You, first, Eeyore.
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.

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John Stewart: There was a Green Lantern movie. Uh. But we don't talk about that.

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Grinch:.
ChRistmas already? Ugh.

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Genevieve Aubois: I coach a girls hockey team so I know my way around a gash.

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Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.

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Kwame Ture: All power to all people.

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Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.

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Molly: What's a pervert?
Kate: Nothing.
Molly: Can I have one?

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Connie Edwards: Yeah! I unsew your mother, and made a jacket out of her.

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KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"

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Ryan: You're like a double threat. Brains... and you're British.

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Anna Malloy: You're gonna suck my tiny ginger balls. (01:33:05)

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Tanya: Have him washed and brought to my tent.

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Chief: Don't ask me to fetch that stick.

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Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.

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Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)

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Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.

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