Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs picture

Buster Scruggs: Misanthrope? I don't hate my fellow man, even when he's tiresome and surly and tries to cheat at poker. I figure that's just a human material, and him that finds in it cause for anger and dismay is just a fool for expecting better.

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Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

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Crazy Rich Asians picture

Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

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Peter Rabbit picture

Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape.
Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
Benjamin Bunny: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once. (00:31:00)

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Winnie The Pooh: It's called "Say What You See." You, first, Eeyore.
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.

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Ralph Breaks the Internet picture

KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"

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Juliet: A man doesn't make you strong, but the right partner can make you stronger.

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Genevieve Aubois: I coach a girls hockey team so I know my way around a gash.

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Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?

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The Grinch picture

Grinch: Christmas already? Ugh.

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BlacKkKlansman picture

Kwame Ture: All power to all people.

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Molly: What's a pervert?
Kate: Nothing.
Molly: Can I have one?

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The Spy Who Dumped Me picture

Audrey: I killed someone! I killed someone.
Morgan: Stop yelling.

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The Favourite picture

Abigail: As it turns out, I'm capable of much unpleasantness.

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Teen Titans Go! To the Movies picture

John Stewart: There was a Green Lantern movie. Uh. But we don't talk about that.

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Annie: I hate game night.

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Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.

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Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again picture

Tanya: Have him washed and brought to my tent.

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The Happytime Murders picture

Connie Edwards: Yeah! I unsew your mother, and made a jacket out of her. (00:11:35)

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Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation picture

Ericka: Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula.

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