Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

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Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

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Buster Scruggs: Misanthrope? I don't hate my fellow man, even when he's tiresome and surly and tries to cheat at poker. I figure that's just a human material, and him that finds in it cause for anger and dismay is just a fool for expecting better.

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Juliet: A man doesn't make you strong, but the right partner can make you stronger.

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Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

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Rooster: The sun came up again? I can't believe it! I thought when I closed my eyes last night, that that was it! But we have another day of this.

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Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?

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Phil Philips: I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before. (00:26:05)

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Lonnie Laloush: Walk faster Finger Blaster.

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Tag (2018)

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Anna Malloy: You're gonna suck my tiny ginger balls. (01:33:05)

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Winnie The Pooh: And the game is called "Say What You See." You, first, Piglet.
Piglet: Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.
Tigger: Speed! Danger! Recklessness! Hoo hoo hoo!
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.
(01:18:45)

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Santa: I'm swapping out 8 reindeer for 400 horses!

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KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"

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Tanya: Be still my beating vagina.

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John Stewart: There was a Green Lantern movie. Uh. But we don't talk about that.

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David Duke: America first.
Klansmen: America first. America first.
Waiter: If I would have known that this was a Klan meeting, I wouldn't have taken this motherfucking gig. Shit.

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Abigail: As it turns out, I'm capable of much unpleasantness.

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Leonard: I thought you were a Buddhist?
Jack: Oh I am... But you bring out the right wing Christian in me.

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Grinch: Christmas already? Ugh.

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Audrey: Oh my god! I killed someone! I killed someone!
Morgan: Stop yelling that!

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Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.

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