Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Deadpool 2 picture

Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

More Deadpool 2 quotes
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs picture

Buster Scruggs: Misanthrope? I don't hate my fellow man, even when he's tiresome and surly and tries to cheat at poker. I figure that's just a human material, and him that finds in it cause for anger and dismay is just a fool for expecting better.

More The Ballad of Buster Scruggs quotes
Sherlock Gnomes picture

Juliet: A man doesn't make you strong, but the right partner can make you stronger.

More Sherlock Gnomes quotes
Tag picture

Hoagie: Someone once said we don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. When you're a kid, you can't imagine having any other group of friends. You think you're going to be buddies forever. Of course, for most people that just doesn't happen. But my friends and I, we figured out a way around that. We just never stopped playing. And I like to think that simple thing, playing a game, is what made me the man I am today. (00:00:35 - 00:01:10)

More Tag quotes
Crazy Rich Asians picture

Astrid Young Teo: It was never my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not.

More Crazy Rich Asians quotes
Holmes & Watson picture

Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?

More Holmes & Watson quotes
Super Troopers 2 picture

Lonnie Laloush: Walk faster Finger Blaster.

More Super Troopers 2 quotes
Ralph Breaks the Internet picture

KnowsMore: I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"

More Ralph Breaks the Internet quotes
Christopher Robin picture

Winnie The Pooh: And the game is called "Say What You See." You, first, Piglet.
Piglet: Panic. Worry. Catastrophe.
Tigger: Speed! Danger! Recklessness! Hoo hoo hoo!
Eeyore: Disgrace. Shame. Humiliation.
Winnie The Pooh: Well, that's one way to play it.
(01:18:45)

More Christopher Robin quotes
The Christmas Chronicles picture

Santa: I'm swapping out 8 reindeer for 400 horses!

Ssiscool Premium member
More The Christmas Chronicles quotes
Peter Rabbit picture

Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape.
Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?
Benjamin Bunny: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.
(00:31:00)

More Peter Rabbit quotes
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies picture

John Stewart: There was a Green Lantern movie. Uh. But we don't talk about that.

Quantom X Premium member
More Teen Titans Go! To the Movies quotes
The Favourite picture

Abigail: As it turns out, I'm capable of much unpleasantness.

More The Favourite quotes
The Happytime Murders picture

Phil Philips: I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before. (00:26:05)

More The Happytime Murders quotes
The Grinch picture

Grinch: Christmas already? Ugh.

More The Grinch quotes
The Spy Who Dumped Me picture

Audrey: Oh my god! I killed someone! I killed someone!
Morgan: Stop yelling that!

More The Spy Who Dumped Me quotes
BlacKkKlansman picture

Kwame Ture: All power to all people.

More BlacKkKlansman quotes
Overboard picture

Molly: What's a pervert?
Leonardo: When a man has a van.

More Overboard quotes
Book Club picture

Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.

More Book Club quotes
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again picture

Tanya: Have him washed and brought to my tent.

More Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.