Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

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Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot picture

Donnie: Drink water.

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Bianca Lind: If you let us go, we might live. If the police don't interfere, nobody will get hurt and we will survive. You can save our lives.
Olof Palme: And the best way to do that is not to let them out on the roads with you.
Bianca Lind: But we are willing to take that risk.
Olof Palme: I wish that would make a difference, but, as Prime Minister, I'm responsible for all the Swedish people.
Bianca Lind: Exactly. But all the Swedish people are not in here, we are trapped in here. We.

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Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)

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Smudger: They've eaten half the sixth formers.

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Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.

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Chief: Don't ask me to fetch that stick.

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Lily: Smile, open up, cross your legs, spread your pussy, speak softer, scream louder, be quiet, be confident, be interesting, don't be so difficult, be strong, don't fight back, be an angel, be a whore, be a princess, be anything you want to be, even the president of the United States of America. Just kidding. Fuck you.

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Izzy: We're not exactly... colleagues.
Skye: Aren't we all colleagues, though? Like, when you reaaallly think about it?

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Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage.
(00:18:50)

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