Best comedy movie quotes of 2018

Zoe: How long have you known me?
Claire: Like a hundred years.
Zoe: And have I once said that "I want to have a baaaaby", or "a husbaaand"?
Claire: No but... to be fair, I am, like, drunk half the time.

Sammo ★

Suzette: Does she have a cow?
Cap'n Hogie: Got caught in the crossfire. Cow-lateral damage. (00:18:50)

Quantom X ★

Donnie: Drink water.

Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.

Harold Soyinka: What kind of a person does not believe in God? (01:23:50)

Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.

Duncan: Okay technically, this time, I did have a guy over.

Frank: What kind of dog likes hip-hop?

Chief: Don't ask me to fetch that stick.

Lord Nooth: The age of stone is over. Long live the age of bronze.