Set It Up (2018)

Duncan: Okay technically, this time, I did have a guy over.

Harper: When my mom was my age, she had me. I've never even had a boyfriend.
Charlie: But you're like, a grown up.
Harper: Take that back.

Charlie: Don't pee, don't zone out, don't sneeze. Just cover his phones and try not to exist.

Harper: Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports.

Harper: All I care about is that I'm not still an assistant when I'm 28 years old. That's when it gets really sad.
Charlie: I'm 28.
Harper: Oh my God, I'm so sorry. For you. That's very sad for you.