Hoagie: Guys, we're going to The Sandpiper!
Chilli: I don't wanna go to The Sandpiper, I'm having a great time here. I miss this basement. [Opens the fridge.] We don't have any more beer. Let's go to The Sandpiper. (00:20:45)
Anna Malloy: You're gonna suck my tiny ginger balls. (01:33:05)
Kevin Sable: How come "bi-weekly" means both twice a week and every other week? That's mad confusing and it's just linguistically lazy. (01:08:55)
Anna Malloy: Who's bad now, bitch? (00:59:00)
Bob Callahan: You guys are all twelve-year-olds. (00:47:45)
Randy: [At Hoagie's father's funeral] I think your dad would have really wanted you to be...[pats him on the back]...it.
Bob Callahan: You know what, don't touch me when we're on a truce. It's very patronizing.
Jerry Pierce: Yeah, it's a little weird for me too. (00:27:50)
Hoagie: We gotta join forces. We get Jerry now... or we die.
Bob Callahan: What?
Hoagie: Eventually, you know what I mean. (00:06:35)
Jerry Pierce: Did they ah, mention that I haven't been tagged in 30 years cause they suck at this game?
Rebecca Crosby: Extensively.
Jerry Pierce: Never been tagged. Just sayin'. (00:26:10)
Hoagie: Someone once said we don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. When you're a kid, you can't imagine having any other group of friends. You think you're going to be buddies forever. Of course, for most people that just doesn't happen. But my friends and I, we figured out a way around that. We just never stopped playing. And I like to think that simple thing, playing a game, is what made me the man I am today. (00:00:35 - 00:01:10)
Bob Callahan: No I think she really wants to talk to you. Cause I think girls really like... you know... depressed guys that... still have a name for their bong. (00:45:10)
Rebecca Crosby: What do you think they are talking about?
Sable: Off the record?
Rebecca Crosby: Sure, sure
Sable: No idea. (01:04:50)
Hoagie: We lose! He beat us! The game is over. (01:16:30)
Hoagie: Synchronize your watches.
Bob Callahan: I don't know how to do that.
Randy 'Chilli' Cilliano: I don't have a watch.
Kevin Sable: Time is a construct. (00:41:00)
