Deadpool 2
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Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.

Deadpool: So dark. You sure you're not from the DC universe?

Deadpool: Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.

Deadpool: Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willie!

Deadpool: Well, that's just lazy writing.

Juggernaut: I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring.

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Ryan Reynolds: [Looking at Green Lantern script] You're in the big leagues now, kid. [Shot in the head by Deadpool].

Weasel: It’s time get back on LinkedIn.

Deadpool: And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography.
Dopinder: Wow!
Domino: I really should have stayed in college.

Deadpool: We need them tough, morally flexible and young enough to carry a franchise for 10-12 years. We'll be known as... X-Force!
Domino: Isn't that a little derivative?
Deadpool: You're absolutely right.

Deadpool: Hey! It's me! Don't scratch! Just cleaning up the timelines.

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Deadpool: So you're an alien, I guess. How does that help us?
Shatterstar: I'm basically better than you at everything.
Deadpool: Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman.
Weasel: Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth.

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Domino: Where is he? I can’t see him!
Deadpool: He’s on top of you! He’s going in through the back! Oh, God! He’s inside!
Domino: You hear yourself, right?
Deadpool: Accidental double entendre!

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