Wilfred James: I discovered something that night that most people never have to learn. Murder is sin. Murder is damnation. But murder is also work.
Hobbs: I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Hercule Poirot: I have lived long enough to know what I like. What I dislike, I cannot abide.
Roman J. Israel, Esq.: We are formed of frailty and error. Let us pardon reciprocally each other's follies. That is the first law of nature.
Mildred Hayes: Hey fuckhead!
Dixon: What?
Desk Sergeant: Don't say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a "fuckhead."
Paul: See, history is either a lie or a bore... History can't compete with video games, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, Vine, Kik, Burn Note, Whisper, Yik Yak, Skype, Tinder, Grinder, texting, sexting, porn, and that shitty, shitty, shitty orgy of mind numbing mistake called Hollywood. You see, kids, history can't compete. History is over. Everything is happening in this second. (00:36:41)
Baby: You and I are a team.
Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from 'Monsters, Inc.' It pisses me off.
Cory Lambert: You don't catch wolves looking where they might be, you look where they've been.
Thurgood Marshall: I wouldn't be here if I didn't think we could win.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Mitzi: You seein' anybody?
Agent Cooper: I'm married with two kids.
Mitzi: Take my number. Things happen.
Burton Guster: He's here to offer our services. I'm about to go check out some black holes.
Shawn Spencer: That was a bad choice of words.
Burton Guster: Out of context, I regretted it.
Serling: You know how you know if you're a Bright? When you touch a Wand... with your bare hand... and don't explode. Would you do that? Die just to find out who you are? If I had a wand, I would.
Susan Carpenter: OK... Fuck it.
Peter Carpenter: You're not supposed to swear in front of me.
Playboy Interviewer: It's been reported that you're the first man in history with a fortune in excess of a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty: I have no idea. But, if you can count your money you're not a billionaire.