Roman Pearce: Better hide your baby oil.
Luke Hobbs: Better hide that big-ass forehead.
Mayor Hostetler: You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal. But a dog is anything but. And if men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women? You've ever seen a bitch in heat? She will grind herself across the grass to try and get her that itch. And she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, as any dog will do.
Jack Harper: How can man die better: than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods.
Sally: I created you, Jack. I am your god.
Jack Harper: Fuck you, Sally.
J. Daniel Atlas: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you'll think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you.
Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
Tony Stark: I've dated hotter chicks then you.
Ellen Brandt: That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Tony Stark: Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Walker: You just killed the Secretary of Defense.
Stenz: Well, he wasn't doing a very good job.
Leslie Rodgers: How do you sleep at night?
Parker: I don't drink coffee after 7.
Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?
Ed Warren: The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges on which we decide to follow.
[Guy yells at John in Russian and John punches him.]
John McClane: Do you think I understand a word you're saying!?!
Matt Kowalski: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
Katniss Everdeen: Any last advice?
Haymitch Abernathy: Stay alive.
Emil Rottmayer: Heh heh. You hit like a vegetarian!
Hugh: Yeah, we're in a different reality because the reality where I am from, my best friend didn't sleep with my wife.
Mike: Hugh, do you not understand what I'm saying? This all started tonight, and if there are a million different realities, I have slept with your wife in every one of them.
Captian Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.