Best fantasy movie quotes of 2011

Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.

Molly Weasley: Not my daughter, you bitch!

Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!

Isabelle: We could get into trouble.
Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure.

Wise Man: Don't ever write a check with your mouth you can't cash with your ass.

[Thor walks into "Pet Palace.".]
Thor: I need a horse!

Kendra: You have a year to make someone love you, or stay like this for ever.

Peter: Do you want to marry him?
Valerie: You know I don't.
Peter: Prove it.
Valerie: How?
Peter: Run away with me.

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Dave: All right, Ian get everyone to the raft. If the volcano blows before I make it out of here, you have to promise me you'll-.
Ian: Leave without you. Got it.

Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.

Lord Redbrick: I'm not illiterate! My parents were married!

Zeus: It's not living as such that's important, Theseus. It's living rightly.

Conan: Run from me... and I will tear apart the mountains to find you! I will follow you to Hell.

Thadeous: Quests suck!

E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.

Kay: Honor is not a thing to be dismissed or forgotten.

Johnny Blaze: Um, I know that it's a little awkward. I mean, rolling with you guys. I mean, after everything you've been through.
Danny: Dude. You're way cooler than the other guys she usually hangs out with.

Bobby: Wait, I don't remember you from the Jedi Temple.
Han Solo: [In mysterious tone.] Yes, you do.
Bobby: Jedi mind tricks don't work on Jedis.
Han Solo: I knew that.

Sergeant Joe Tane: There's bad shit going on here. Bad shit.
Captain Ben Grogan: Bastards. Fucking Nazi bastards.
Sergeant Joe Tane: No. That's not our war, that's not our fight. The gun, that's our mission.
Captain Ben Grogan: Fuck the mission.
Sergeant Joe Tane: Jesus Christ. We leave, now. We get out alive, we get back home. We get fucking medals for this. The girls will be falling all over us.
Captain Ben Grogan: Give me ten minutes, Joe.
Sergeant Joe Tane: Five.