Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I might be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?
Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... Sudden urge to jump?. I don't have it.