Daniel Rey: We just can't let this affect us that much. If we do that, the terrorists win.
H: Now, I remember 15 to 18 pounds of nuclear material missing, can't you fucking count?.. 4 1/2 times 3 is 13 1/2... times 4... is 18.
Quentin Turnbull: You see, with weapons like these, one day we shall be able to level continents. But we'll have to content ourselves with starting small.
Paul Conroy: I need one million dollars by nine o'clock tonight or I'll be left to die in this coffin!
Miller: I thought we were all on the same side?
Martin Brown: Don't be naive.
Teddy Daniels: Baby, I love this because you gave it to me, but it is one fuckin' ugly tie.
Howard Anderson: Audrey? Honey? Your mother was wondering if you got dressed this morning with the specific intention of showing your ass off to the entire world.
Audrey Anderson: You know that's because I woke up hoping to get double-teamed by a couple of meth-head truckers in some bathroom of a desert shithole. It's a good thing we got stuck here.
Howard Anderson: I feel satisfied with that answer. I really do.
Sandra Anderson: I'm being punished for something. I know it.
Oliver: All right. Let's say we make it out of the building... across the marina, down the docks, we even find your friend's boat and we take off and everything. Then what?
Jarrod: We get the hell away from here.
Oliver: Where to? Catalina? Down the coast?
Jarrod: Anywhere but here.
Oliver: How do you know? How do you know those things will not follow us? How do you know this isn't happening all over the world? We're safe here. We're here! We're alive.
Pyke Kubic: That vagina gives you special privileges.
Luke: I'm here because I will myself to exist.
Warwick Wilson: It's a cheeky drop.
Stephan Gold: Truth is a luxury, Rachel.
Dylan Dog: See? That's just what this case needed. A seven-foot tall, flesh-eating zombie. Which begs the question, are there any actual people left in New Orleans?
Sara Ludlow: I have lots of boyfriends. I mean, I'm not a slut.
Chris: Of course you're not.
Sara Ludlow: But, different guys are interesting for different reasons. You're interesting for a very specific reason.
Katie Marks: I've never been closer to anyone, and I don't know you at all.
Puking Guy: Bbrrreeeeeeacccch.
Edgar Frog: Death to all vampires?
Alan Frog: Maximum body count.
Edgar Frog: We are awesome monster bashers.
Alan Frog: The meanest.
Edgar Frog: The baddest.
Alex: You're a condor. You eat death for breakfast. Remember that.