Chad: Hey, man. Who's Victor Crowley?
Layton: Well, he's nothing. A local bogeyman story about a retarded maniac who haunts Honey Island. People just use it to keep kids away from the swamp.
Chad: You mean like a Jason Voorhees or something?
Layton: Something like that.
Chad: When I was eight, I lived in this town called Glen Echo. Our ghost story is about this man named Leslie Vernon.
Puking Guy: Bbrrreeeeeeacccch.
Marybeth: Please. I just want to bury my family. And if I can take out that monster with me, then all the better.
Reverend Zombie: You can't kill him. He'll just be reborn. He's forced to return to the state he was when he was killed. You can't kill a ghost.
Marybeth: Maybe I can't or maybe I can. But I'm going to bury that hatchet into his fucking face.