Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.
Kristin: Would you rather be dead or live the rest of your life without your soul mate?
Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
Jake: She's here.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.
Arthur Lewis: Well, we'll always have Mars.
Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.
Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.
Mikael Blomkvist: What has happened to you? How did you turn out this way? You know everything about me. I don't know shit about you. Not a damn thing.
Lisbeth Salander: That's the way it is.
Catherine Stewart: My husband's cheating on me. At least, I think he is.
Michael McCrea: You off the drink?
Jim McCrea: Just have a yen for some java, man.
Arkin: Stupid fucking cat.
Title Card: During the 1980s over 70% of American adults believed in the existence of abusive Satanic Cults... Another 30% rationalized the lack of evidence due to government cover ups... The following is based on true unexplained events.
Sophie: Alex thinks I'm a slut. Do you think I'm a slut?
Brent: Yes. But that is what I love about you.
Sophie: I thought you loved my tits.
Brent: I do. You have perfect tits. I could hold them forever.
Simon McNeal: There is something going on in this house, all right? The first time upstairs, yeah, I faked it. But the second time, that was real. That was something way beyond a few pieces of charcoal. Something way beyond what a guy in a lab coat will ever tell you.
Mary Florescu: I thought you were smarter than this, Simon. I thought, for a moment, you were for real.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Julie: I know what you've got. You've got a gateway to hell under your house. And that is really cool.
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?