Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
Diego: When you were waiting at the roundabout, for a car to pass on your left, Lena and you kissed.
Mateo Blanco: We kissed? I don't remember that.
Diego: It's a normal kiss, the kind couples give each other out of habit.
Mateo Blanco: The last kiss.
Diego: Yes. Lena didn't die in your arms, like you'd dreamed, but the last sensation she took from this world was your mouth.
Jake: She's here.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Lord Piccolo: With this Dragon Ball, I take my vengeance... Upon the Earth.
Laurie Strode: I'm not me.
Mya Rockwell: Who are you, then?
Laurie Strode: I'm Michael Myers' sister.
Catherine Stewart: My husband's cheating on me. At least, I think he is.
Krug: Do you want to hear what I did to Mari? I bet you do. Pervert. You want to hear how tight your little homecoming queen was?
John Collingwood: No. I want to hear you beg for your fucking life.
Claire Stenwick: I found these in your closet.
Ray Koval: I swear to you I have no idea who they belong to.
Claire Stenwick: Well in that case I'll put them back on.
Ray Koval: You're gaming me?
Arkin: Stupid fucking cat.
Ryder: Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say.
Louis Salinger: Sometimes you find your destiny on the road you took to avoid it.
Lord Henry Wotton: The only way to get rid of a temptation, is to yield to it.
Keith Ripley: What the fuck are you doing?
Gabriel Martin: Improvising.
Title Card: During the 1980s over 70% of American adults believed in the existence of abusive Satanic Cults... Another 30% rationalized the lack of evidence due to government cover ups... The following is based on true unexplained events.
Bobby: We just saved about a billion lives there.
Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.