Ed: Listen to me, dude, I'm having a really fucked-up, really wet, very bad fucking day.
Marion Harrington: I'm pregnant.
Richard Harrington: I smoke pot?.
Pete: Bingo... Did you say bingo like the game in church basements?
Beaver: Well there's trim there.
Pete: Oh, Beaver.
Scott 'Scotty' Braddock: I'm serious... You want to play cock of the walk, bro?
Deaundre 'Double D' Davis: Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? 'Cause I don't think you get it. I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.
Morgan: What are we gonna do?
Kemper: I don't know... uh... we gotta call the cops, I guess.
Morgan: Um, yeah, on a list of bad ideas, that one goes, way up there. Oh, police officers, please, as you inspect a crime scene, which is now our van, please, ignore the colorful pinata, filled with marijuana, in case you happen to come across it, because it played no part, you know, whatsoever in the demise of this unfortunate, young, woman.
Chloe: It was the only way to help him stop.
Miranda: Stop what?
Chloe: Stop fucking me.
Eun-ju: Do you know what's really scary? You want to forget something. Totally wipe it off your mind. But you never can. It can't go away, you see. And... and it follows you around like a ghost.
Mrs. Gibbons: Brian, I think you'd better go check that barbecue.
The Bishop: They came only to see, from the east and from the west, from the city and from the plain. They came not, in holy reverence to the lord, but in lust.
Otis: Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit, run. Run, rabbit. Run, rabbit. Run rabbit. Run, rabbit, run! RUN, rabbit, RUN.
Bookstore Owner: And sometimes when you look into the abyss... the abyss looks back into you.
Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
Michael Corvin: I want to stay with you.
Le tueur: You drive a woman crazy. You little slut.
Matt: This thing's gonna kill us, isn't it?
Kyle: Probably.
Matt: All this over a fuckin' tooth.
Lori Campbell: Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.
Gibb: I only smoke when I drink now.
Kia Waterson: But you're always drinking.
Gibb: Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.
Rudy: Who's the guy with the Tom Cruise smile and the Rainman brain?
Jack: Damn fool, truck stop closed.