Best TV quotes of 2000
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Nick Stokes: There's a sucker born every minute.
Gil Grissom: Yep, and they all come to Vegas.
Opening theme song: Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.
Cheryl: Hi, Wandering Bear.
Wandering Bear: Hello. How is... your vagina?
Cheryl: It's... getting better.
Wandering Bear: Good.
Jace: I am dumb. I am so damn dumb, it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime heights of blissful ignorance, sir.
Carl: You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife.
Emmett: A song and a snack can turn any moment into an occasion.
Bernard: Whores will have their trinkets.
Tino: I think your cooking may have military applications.
Tino's Mom: Watch it.
Jeff: Maybe women are completely different when we're not with them. Maybe they're not cross all the time.
Rafe: For a fossilized High Guard Officer, your Dylan Hunt is one devious human being.
Beka Valentine: I knew you'd like him.
Leo: You know how the date-system goes: movie, dinner, sex... not: movie, dinner, satanic ritual.
Christopher Titus: My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer "If I should die before I wake"? I had sheets that said that.
Shippo: Are you in pain, Miroku?
Miroku: Pain is nothing. It is death that concerns me.
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Darien Fawkes: By the way, I want my tombstone to say, "Too late, he's already dead." You know, just in case more people show up wanting to screw my life over.
Jimmy Hughes: Wait, I thought you said you would support my decision no matter what.
Christine Hughes: Yeah! If you made the right one.
Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'll have to have a word with you, please.
Jacqueline Wright: We're going to Longleat.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'm afraid the lions will have to wait.
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