Greg Sanders: For the record, I really like having a penis.
Normal: Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max Guevara: I overslept.
Jane: Do they really call me the one with the breasts?
Susan: Yes.
Jane: Then what do they call you?
Susan: Susan.
Dylan Hunt: It's a little known law of thermodynamics: The Conservation of Optimism: There's only so much to go around.
Christopher Titus: Cain slew Abel... oh, happy, happy Cain.
Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?
Jackie: Wait! Bayblonian urn.
Ratso: What's a Babylonian urn?
Finn: Probably more than we do!
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'll have to have a word with you, please.
Jacqueline Wright: We're going to Longleat.
Det. Supt. Peter Boyd: I'm afraid the lions will have to wait.
Steven Harper: Whenever you don't know what to do, choose the hardest thing, because nine times out of ten, that's the right thing to do.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Fenella: Eustace has... dust allergies. Poor lamb. He must be having trouble... breathing.
Baron Harkonnen: And so it begins. The trap is set. The prey approaches. A glorious winter is about to descend on House Atreides and all its heirs, and very soon, the years of humiliation visited upon my family will finally be avenged.
Opening theme song: Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.
Larry: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
Master Shake: Animal sex? Don't have time for that, man.
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Debbie: There is an alternative to going out in a blaze of glory, and that's giving 'em all the big 'Fuck you.'.