Susan: I have decided to put an end to this madness that is ruining all our lives.
Michael: You're going to kill dad?
Michael: The fact is, now that Mum's "hands-off", it's like there's two Bens, and one of you has to go.
Michael: You're expendable.
Ben: Erm, I'm what... Expendable?
Michael: You see? That's another thing. You're very slow on the uptake.
Ben: Michael, are you firing me?
Michael: Very, very slow.
Ben: I don't believe this. You can't fire me. I quit years ago.