Martha Cable: The disadvantage of knowing a man all his life is a woman never expects him to change.
Martha Cable: And when he does, it rattles her.
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Dr. Butz: When those lawyers start crawling all over you, that's when you know you're a doctor.
Ellen: What happened?
Det. Duvall: Burglery... She lost a lot of jewelry. Not to mention the house trashed, the cat eviscerated.
Juror #10: I've lived among them all my life. They're born liars.
Calderon: What's most bewildering to Her Majesty... is this arrogant independence of the American courts. After all, if you cannot rule the courts, you cannot rule.
Martin Van Buren: Señor Calderon, as any true American will tell you, it's the independence of our courts that keeps us free.
Sonny: I'm a genuine, Holy Ghost, Jesus-filled preachin' machine this mornin'.
Dirk Diggler: I'm Dirk Diggler! I'm the star! It's my big dick and I say when we roll!
John Brown: We were due in at 1.15. You're late.
Darcy O'Neal: I was born married, baby.
Howard Stern: Lesbians equals ratings.
Shen Yuelin: You come from a country where the infant mortality rate is higher than ours.
Jack Moore: The reason you know that is we don't delete the records.
Ben Hood: Well, that's the whole point of the holidays, Paul. So you and your sister can mope around the house, and your mother and I can wait on your hand and foot, while the two of you occasionally grunt for more food from behind the hair in your faces. Believe it or not, we actually enjoy it.
Jackson: We are from the Firm But Fair Eviction and Collection Agency. Now I, I have a list of certain items that we are empowered to collect under Federal and State law in lieu unpaid debts. And furthermore we are contracted to serve upon you notice of eviction from these here premises, uh, forthwith.
Danny Torrance: Just like pictures in a book.
Lesly: Does this happen a lot?
Jackie-O: Every goddamned hurricane.
Father Stratton: You sold your soul.
Raphael: No, father, I sold my body. Like a whore.