Jack Torrance: Love means never having to say you're sober.
Danny Torrance: Just like pictures in a book.
Wendy Torrance: Well, at least you got plenty to eat in there, Jack.
Jack Torrance: Women, can't live with them, can't kill them.
Delbert Grady: Can't you sir?
Jack: Give that man a cigar and a blow torch to light it with.