Sidney Prescott: You sicks fucks have seen too many movies!
Billy Loomis: Sid, don't blame the movies. The movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative.
Seth: I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole.
Laura Lizzie: Oh God look, there is a pubic hair in my brush. Oh no wait, wait. That's just one of Rochelle's little nappy hairs.
Rochelle: Why are you doing this to me, Laura? Do you think you're funny?
Laura Lizzie: You really wanna know why?
Rochelle: Yes, I really wanna know why.
Laura Lizzie: Because I don't like negroids.
Narrator: Remember this... even the most impossible parts of this story really happened.
Kate Reilly: Who named them graboids anyway?
Earl Bassett: A friend of ours, Walter Chang, he named them. Then they ate him.
Billy Halleck: What are you trying to do to me?
Heidi Halleck: What you wanted me to do in the back seat of your daddy's car. Prove my love to you.
Dammers: Sheriff! You are violating my territorial bubble.
Margo Masse: Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.
Dr. Alan Feinstone: Open wide.
Leprechaun: Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening.
John Merchant: For God's sake.
Pinhead: Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?
Zeke: Step outside.
Rafe Guttman: Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.
Hyena-Swine: Tell me, why you make the pain, if we are your children.
Nicole: Come on, she's not a murderer. She's an ex-nun, for Christ's sake.
Voguel: I remember them. They disappeared overnight like dial phones.