Señor Ortega: We have already contacted your partner, Señor McKee, but he was unwilling to help us.
Earl Bassett: Sure. Val married a good woman. Why would he want to die?
Earl Bassett: Jesus, Burt! You smoked his ass.
Burt: Just doing what I can with what I got.
Kate (White) Reilly: Believe it or not I was actually a Playmate once. Almost gave my dad a heart attack.
Earl Bassett: Miss October 1974?
Kate (White) Reilly: Shit.
Earl Bassett: That ain't no Graboid, it's something more dangerous.
Kate (White) Reilly: What's he doing? Has he got some kind of plan?
Earl Bassett: Burt always has a plan when he does something. Well... usually.
Grady: No offense Earl but you're nervous as a Chihuahua.
Earl Bassett: I'm not nervous, I'm alert.
Grady: You mean they've been acting so smart because they're so stupid.
Burt Gummer: I am completely out of ammo. That's never happened to me before.
Earl Bassett: You want to hunt graboids, you better know geology. You drive, I'm going to keep my eye on this seismojigger thing.
Burt: It's gonna be big.
Grady: But is it gonna be today.
Grady: We're gonna haul his ass off to monster world.