Lilith: I'm afraid God can't help you.
Rafe Guttman: You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink of homosexuality.
Rafe Guttman: I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Tales From The Crypt.
Caleb Verdoux: Oh my God, it's a necrophiliac's wet dream.
Katherine: A whorehouse?
Rafe: A house inhabited by whores.
Lillith: Don't eat your heart out, baby - that's MY job.
Zeke: Step outside.
Rafe Guttman: Sorry, Zeke - I'm just not in the mood for a blowjob.
Lilith: Two! Four! Six! Eight! You can watch me masturbate.
Tamara: Guess where you just landed, lover?
Rafe Guttman: Larry Flynt's id?