Best movie quotes of 1967

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In the Heat of the Night picture

Chief Gillespie: Virgil, that's a funny name for a nigger boy that comes from Philadelphia. What do they call you up there?
Virgil Tibbs: They call me MISTER Tibbs!

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Casino Royale picture

M: Debussy. He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until its too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot. Eats royal jelly. Let's his intestines down and washes them by hand. Something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet.

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Col. Everett Dasher Breed: Reisman! Some people may consider you a first-class officer. But as far as I'm concerned, you're a disorganized, undisciplined clown. I'm gonna' make it my business to run you out of this Army.
Major John Reisman: I owe you an apology, colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight-lipped officer. But you're really quite emotional, aren't you?

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In Cold Blood picture

Dick: I don't know gold dust from diarrhea.

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You Only Live Twice picture

Russian Diplomat: The world knows we are a peace-loving people.

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To Sir, with Love picture

Mark Thackeray: I believe one should fight for what one believes. Provided one is absolutely sure one is absolutely right.

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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner picture

Joanna Drayton: He thinks you're gonna faint because he's a Negro.
Christina Drayton: Well... I don't think I'm going to faint, but I'll sit down anyway.

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Valley of the Dolls picture

Neely O'Hara: Just one... and two more. My beautiful little dolls.

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Thoroughly Modern Millie picture

Millie Dillmount: Terrif! Ooh, delish.

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Bedazzled picture

George Spiggott: Very well, Mister Moon! In order to prove that I am indeed the Unholy One, a Frobisher and Gleason raspberry-flavored ice lolly shall be yours - in a trice.

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How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying picture

Miss Jones: What's your name?
J. Pierpont Finch: Finch, F-I-N-C-H. J. Pierpont Finch.
Miss Jones: Well, why haven't I seen you before?
J. Pierpont Finch: Well, ma'am, I'm not supposed to deliver the executive mail. That's his job. Bud Frump, F-R-U-M-P.

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Hombre picture

Jessie: And we got him a marble headstone. It had his name on it, and underneath, we had them put, "In the Fullness of His Years." Is that all right with you?
John Russell: I'll settle for that. I'm not on the slab.
Jessie: Well, what do you figure yours is going to read?
John Russell: "Shot Dead," probably.
Jessie: Don't people take to you, Mr. Russell?
John Russell: It only takes one who doesn't.

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One Born Every Minute picture

Curley: They catch us now, they gonna hang us.

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Two for the Road picture

Mark Wallace: We agreed before we were married we weren't gonna have any children.
Joanna Wallace: And before we were married we didn't.

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Hour of the Gun picture

Dr. Charles Goodfellow: I can't understand why I never win.
Dr. John 'Doc' Holliday: You don't play very well. Besides that, you never cheat.

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Wait Until Dark picture

Susy Hendrix: Gloria?
Gloria: Yeah?
Susy Hendrix: How would you like to do something difficult and terribly dangerous?
Gloria: I'd love it.

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Barefoot in the Park picture

Victor Velasco: Shama shama elma commama.

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Camelot picture

King Arthur as a Boy: What's the best thing for being sad?
Merlyn: The best thing for being sad is to learn something.

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Bonnie and Clyde picture

Clyde Barrow: This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.

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Frankenstein Created Woman picture

Doctor Hertz: Oh, it's magic.
Baron Frankenstein: Everything we don't understand is magic - until we understand it.
Doctor Hertz: To me, it's magic. All of this.
Baron Frankenstein: Until we understand it and master it.

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