Mel: You're spending a lot more time than necessary with that fag.
Neely O'Hara: Ted Casablanca is not a fag... and I'm the dame who can prove it.
Neely O'Hara: Well, I've lost five pounds already. These pills are really great, Jen. They kill your appetite. Only trouble is they pep me up so much I can't sleep.
Henry Bellamy: I don't want to hear another word about quitting.
Lyon Burke: The going get's rough, they all talk about retirement.
Helen Lawson: Not me. I've had it rough before. I'm a barracuda.
Ted Casablanca: You've got your new deal, and I've got my sanity back.
Neely O'Hara: With that little whore?
Ted Casablanca: That little whore makes me feel nine feet tall.
Neely O'Hara: Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin' but boobies! Who needs 'em? I did great without 'em.