Lily: The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.
Alva Starr: New Orleans is certainly not a place where a person needs to feel the pain of separation for long.
Coco Duquette: I hate you for what you're doing to him.
Julian Wall: Your way didn't work.
Coco Duquette: You stick to your television programs. And I'll stick to mine.
Eddie Munster: I hope those guys didn't bring any more to-mah-tos.
Sir James Forbes: High-ate-ee is how he pronounces Haiti.
Rona: We need mortars, mortars! We need more than mortars, we need God.
Barney Rubble: Well, that's what always happens to guys who want to take over the world.
Fred Flintstone: Yeah, they end up out of it.
Rozanov: Is great idea. I send my men fifty paces and blooey! I congratulate you on extreme genius of this plan. Ptooey!
Thomas: She isn't my wife, really. We just have some kids. No, no kids, not even kids. Sometimes, though, it feels as if we had kids. She isn't beautiful, she's... easy to live with. No, she isn't. That's why I don't live with her.
Aiko Kurawa: Don't make a big MaGilla out of it. Unless it is a big MaGilla.
Mr. Cramden: Flint, the world's in trouble.
Derek Flint: Well, it usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help.
George: And please keep your clothes on, too. There aren't many more sickening sights in this world than you with a few drinks in you and your skirt up over your head. Or "your heads", I should say.
Cook: Water! Thirsty! Sick man.
Torgo: I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the Master is away.
Po-han: Dead stim.
Charles Kent: Guess who?
Diana Kent: Horace Peabody.
Charles Kent: Right first try.
Diana Kent: Did you enjoy your port, cigars and man's talk?
Charles Kent: No, not very much, but then, you know, it takes female company for me to sh... who's Horace Peabody?
Diana Kent: An old beau of mine. Before your time, darling.
Charles Kent: There was no before my time. You were a schoolgirl in pigtails.
Diana Kent: Even schoolgirls have their moments.
Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.
Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.
Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her.
Tony: I couldn't help it, Charlie. I had to find out where I went wrong. The years I've spent trying to get all the things I was told were important - that I was supposed to want! Things! Not people... or meaning. Just things. And California was the same. They made the decisions for me all over again and they were the same things, really. It's going to be different from now on. A new face and a name. I'll do the rest. I know it's going to be different. I suppose you do too.
Lew Harper: The bottom is loaded with nice people, Albert. Only cream and bastards rise.
Jean-Pierre Sarti: Did you see them rush to see Peter Aron burn? Did you see the looks on their faces? I saw. For the first time today, I really saw those faces.
Louise Frederickson: But not all of them, Jean-Pierre. There are some who come for that - for the accidents and the fires. But the others... the others ride with you, maybe. You put something in their lives that they can't put there themselves.