Rose Sayer: Dear Lord, We've come to the end of our journey, and in a little while we'll stand before you. I pray for you to be merciful. Judge us not for our weaknesses, but for our love and open the doors of heaven for Charlie and me.
Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.
Yosemite Sam: That consarn idjit rabbit bit me nose.
Ellen McNulty: When you stop worrying, you'll be dead.
Jerry Mulligan: I never touch a guy unless I've known him at least fifteen minutes.
Ned "Scotty" Scott: Dr. Carrington, you're a man who won the Nobel Prize. You've received every kind of international kudos a scientist can attain. If you were for sale I could get a million bucks for you from any foreign government. I'm not, therefore, gonna stick my neck out and say you're stuffed absolutely clean full of wild blueberry muffins, but I promise my readers are gonna think so.
Monica Teasdale: I would have stopped working a long time ago if I could have figured out what to do with myself.
Dr. Viet: White people shouldn't live too long in the jungle. Brings out their bad side, their jealousies and impatience.
Larry Nevins: I told ya I wanted security, remember... well I was looking for it in all the wrong places. Nobody can ever give it to you Judy. That way, it costs too much, you gotta make it for yourself.
Iris Martin: I always treat men with respect so they do the same to me.
Slim Haskins: Let me know when that works.
Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.
Yosemite Sam: Mice.
Junyer Bear: I will fill your favorite pipe for you, dear old dad, Pa. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R, tobacco. I am a good speller, I am. C-A-T, dog. B-A-T, Rhode Island.