Iris Martin: I always treat men with respect so they do the same to me.
Slim Haskins: Let me know when that works.
Yosemite Sam: Mice.
Jake Green: Why, that trampy little.
Trocadero Stage Assistant: I'll go get her, boss.
Jake Green: No. Let her go! The dirty worthless.
Doc Butcher: Step back, gents, and reflect on the joys of living.
Daffy: Survival of the fittest... and besides, it's fun.
Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.
Larry Nevins: I told ya I wanted security, remember... well I was looking for it in all the wrong places. Nobody can ever give it to you Judy. That way, it costs too much, you gotta make it for yourself.
Dr. Viet: White people shouldn't live too long in the jungle. Brings out their bad side, their jealousies and impatience.
Charley: A salesman is somebody way up there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine.
Bud Alexander: I'll have the lambchop luncheon.
Lou Francis: Um, I know what I want. Spaghetti.
Tommy Nelson: And a steak.
Waiter: [to Lou.] What do you want?
Lou Francis: Spaghetti.
Tommy Nelson: And a steak.
Waiter: [to Lou.] You said you knew what you wanted. Do you want spaghetti or steak.
Lou Francis: I'll have a spaghetti.
[Then Lou immediately raises his hand to signal Tommy not to speak.]
Lou Francis: [to the waiter.] And a steak.
Monica Teasdale: I would have stopped working a long time ago if I could have figured out what to do with myself.
