Alice in Wonderland
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Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.

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Queen of Hearts: Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S been painting MY roses RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.
Card Painter: Oh no, Your Majesty, please! It's all his fault.
Card Painter: Not me, your grace! The ace, the ace.
Queen of Hearts: You?
Card Painter: No, two.
Queen of Hearts: The deuce, you say?
Card Painter: Not me! The three.
Queen of Hearts: That's enough! Off with their heads.

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Alice: Curiouser and curiouser.

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Alice: Curiosity often leads to trouble.

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Dodo: I say, you'll never get dry that way.
Alice: Get dry?
Dodo: Have to run with the others. First rule of a caucus race, you know.

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Alice: In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.

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Alice: Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.

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Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads.

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Alice: I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Daisy: What kind of a garden do you come from?
Alice: Oh, I don't come from any garden.
Daisy: Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

Alice: Oh dear, everything is so confusing.
Caterpillar: It is not.
Alice: Well, it is to me.
Caterpillar: Why?
Alice: Well, I can't remember things like I used to, and.
Caterpillar: Recite.

March Hare: There's only one way to stop a MAD watch.

Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved.
Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.
White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.

Doorknob: D'ooooh.
Alice: Oh! I beg your pardon.
Doorknob: Whew. Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn.
Alice: You see, I was following.
Doorknob: Rather good, what? Doorknob? Turn? Since one good turn deserves another, what can I do for you?

Alice: When I get home I shall write a book about this place... If I ever do get home.

The Rose: Girls! We shall sing "Golden Afternoon." That's about all of us.

Cheshire Cat: You know? We could make her really angry! Shall we try?
Alice: Oh, no, no.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's loads of fun.

Factual error: In the opening credits, Lewis Carroll is spelt incorrectly, as 'Carrol.' (00:00:30)

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Trivia: This film has more songs and speaking characters than any other Disney film.

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Question: Is there actually an answer for the riddle "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

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Chosen answer: There is no real answer. It is intended to be left unknown. See http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_266.html for The Straight Dope's answer.

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Answer: At the time the movie was being made there wasn't one but today, the riddle officially has an answer. "Because Poe wrote on both of them."

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