Alice in Wonderland
Movie Quote Quiz

Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.

Queen of Hearts: Who's been painting my roses red? WHO'S been painting MY roses RED? /Who dares to taint / With vulgar paint / The royal flower bed? / For painting my roses red / Someone will lose his head.
Card Painter: Oh no, Your Majesty, please! It's all his fault.
Card Painter: Not me, your grace! The ace, the ace.
Queen of Hearts: You?
Card Painter: No, two.
Queen of Hearts: The deuce, you say?
Card Painter: Not me! The three.
Queen of Hearts: That's enough! Off with their heads.

Alice: In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.

Dodo: I say, you'll never get dry that way.
Alice: Get dry?
Dodo: Have to run with the others. First rule of a caucus race, you know.

Alice: Curiouser and curiouser.

Alice: Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.

Queen of Hearts: And who is this?
King of Hearts: Let me see, my dear. It's certainly not a heart. Do you suppose it's a club?

King of Hearts: Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
Alice: I am not a mile high, and I'm not leaving.
Queen of Hearts: Sorry. Rule 42, you know.

Alice: Curiosity often leads to trouble.

Daisy: What kind of a garden do you come from?
Alice: Oh, I don't come from any garden.
Daisy: Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads.

March Hare: I have an excellent idea, lets change THE subject.

Alice: When I get home I shall write a book about this place... If I ever do get home.

March Hare: There's only one way to stop a MAD watch.

Mad Hatter: No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Dodo: Ahoy, and other nautical expressions.

Cheshire Cat: You know? We could make her really angry! Shall we try?
Alice: Oh, no, no.
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's loads of fun.

White Rabbit: Your Majesty, members of the jury, loyal subjects... and the King... the prisoner at the bar stands accused of enticing Her Majesty, the Queen of Hearts, into a game of croquet, thereby and with malice of forethought, molesting, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved.
Queen of Hearts: Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper.
White Rabbit: ...thereby causing the Queen to lose her temper.

Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Mad Hatter: Clean cup, clean cup! Move down.

Factual error: In the opening credits, Lewis Carroll is spelt incorrectly, as 'Carrol.' (00:00:30)

Hamster Premium member
More mistakes in Alice in Wonderland

Trivia: This film has more songs and speaking characters than any other Disney film.

More trivia for Alice in WonderlandMore movie quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.