Ellen McNulty: When you stop worrying, you'll be dead.
Ellen McNulty: Never eat standing up, and never cook sittin' down.
Fran Carleton: If your father were alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Maggie Carleton: I married a stranger.
Val McNulty: Everybody marries a stranger.
Ellen McNulty: If you're a chicken, you can fool people about your feathers. When you start lying eggs all over the place, they know you're a chicken.
Ellen McNulty: You don't know what it was like working with her yesterday. I felt like I was 21 again.
Val McNulty: Oh Malarky.
Ellen McNulty: Look wiseguy, I didn't feel like I was 21 when I was 21.
Ellen McNulty: Well, who stole the meat outta her sandwich?
Mr. Paget: It's the first of July, Mrs. McNulty.
Ellen McNulty: Already? Gee, June flied in a hurry. Isn't it?
Mr. Paget: So did May and April. The bank can't wait any longer.
