Police Squad!

Police Squad! (1982)

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Frank Drebin: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.

Frank: Is there a ransom note?
Ed: Yes, the butler found it; it was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab; they're demanding one million dollars.
Frank: Why would the lab demand a million dollars?

Warner: What do I do?!?
Frank: I believe you are in the textile industry.

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