Best TV quotes of 1982

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Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

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Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And I'm a locksmith.

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Summer Holiday - S2-E6

Mike: Where's Vyvyan?
Rik: Well, he said he was going inside to water his plant. Strange that such a ruthless and sadistic maniac as Vyvyan should care for a begonia. Must have had it two years now.
Mike: And it was dead when he got it.
Rik: Yes... Still, give him his credit - he's watered it every day!
Mike: Only because he can't be bothered to go upstairs to the lavatory.

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Alex P. Keaton: It's just like taking candy from a baby.
Jennifer Keaton: Brings back memories.

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Michael Knight: I need ya buddy.
KITT: Right away Michael.

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Jake Hale Jr.: Five dollars?

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Dr. Wayne Fiscus: I have a hunch.
Dr. Mark Craig: So did Quasimodo.

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Remington Steele: Atomic man is wanted for murder.
Remington Steele: Really, I didn't realise the penalty for bad acting was that stiff in this country.

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