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Anthropology 101 - S2-E1

Jeff Winger: Have you learned nothing from your insipid Twilight books? Men are monsters who crave young flesh.

Cooperative Calligraphy - S2-E8

Shirley Bennett: Uh, Jeff, you don't have a bag?
Jeff Winger: Oh, I could never deprive the world of a portion of my chest the strap would cover.

Basic Rocket Science - S2-E4

Jeff Winger: Greendale may be a toilet, but it's our toilet, and nobody craps in it but us.

Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples - S2-E5

Abed: I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he's so much more than that. He's like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined.

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