All in the Family

All in the Family (1971)

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Archie Bunker: A man should always listen to his wife.
Edith Bunker: Archie, I.
Archie Bunker: Dummy up.

Edith: Why don't you go out and finish dinner.
Mike Stivic: Nah, I ain't hungry.
Edith: Ya can't depend on nothing no more.

Archie: God created the universe in seven days.
Edith: Six days. On the seventh day he rested.
Archie: Well only for a while then He looked over what He done.

Archie: You go off and leave me here with nobody home.
Edith: Mike was here.
Archie: Like I said, nobody was home.

Archie Bunker: Go out and get me a beer.
Edith: Can or bottle?
Archie: We never buy bottles.

Mike Stivic: In today's society, people throw things out because they don't work.
Archie Bunker: Well you don't work, maybe we should throw you out.

Archie Bunker: You're a regular Edgar Allen Polack.

Archie Bunker: We was like two ships that clashed in the night.

Gloria: Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?
Archie Bunker: Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?

George Jefferson: If he's gonna have the last laugh, I'm gonna have it first.

Archie Bunker: Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

Archie Bunker: I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.

Archie Bunker: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but you are one dumb Polack.

Edith Bunker: Mike is family.
Archie Bunker: Gloria is family. What's standing behind me is an accident of marriage.

Archie Bunker: You worse than that hebe congressman Sam Irving.

Archie Bunker: Say there, Rosemarie.
Stephanie: Stephanie.
Archie Bunker: Whatever.

Mike Stivic: You eat my heart out. Little by little, bit by bit, you eat my heart out.
Archie Bunker: I don't care.

Archie Bunker: In my bed I stay, 'til death us do part.

Mike Stivic: I'll drive a truck, pump gas, collect garbage.
Archie: Bingo. Start collecting the garbage off the table.

Archie: Your honor, may I encroach the bench?

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Revealing mistake: As with many shows, the outside doesn't even come close to matching the inside layout.

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Trivia: Archie and Edith's easy-chairs are now on display at the Smithsonian.

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Question: Since they had friends why couldn't the Stivics move in with them so they wouldn't have to put up with Archie?


Answer: Yes, Gloria and Michael have friends, but when they got married they decided it was best to live *rent free* with Edith and Archie, while Mike was going to college. Living with friends rent free, for quite a few years, is not an easy thing no matter how close the friends are with them. Since the Stivics needed their money to pay for the tuition and its other costs, their living arrangement made it all easier to deal with. Hence the Archie and Mike scenarios.

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