Denny Crane: I can act... I have an Emmy.
Alan Shore: Denny, I refuse to shoot you.
Denny Crane: You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?"
Alan Shore: "Where would we be..."
Sally Heep: Is that fair?
Alan Shore: I don't understand the question.
Donny Crane: He's mocking me... Dad, he's mocking me.
Denny Crane: You're a Crane. Get used to it.
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.
Denny Crane: Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here.