Will: I have a contact who tracked your credit card from another one of your flights out of L.A.X. From that, they got your social security number. I did a trace on it. See, here's what doesn't make any sense, Kate Jones. You died in 1973.
Agent Jack Bristow: Your mother was sent to the United States to steal secrets from a ranking officer of the C.I.A. How she and I happened to meet, how she supposedly fell in love, I thought it was all true. But it was just a set-up.
McKenas Cole: Oh, wow, that was a moderately clever retort.
Sydney: What are you, twelve years old?
Sydney: Is something wrong?
Vaughn: No. I'm just getting old, I guess.
Sydney: You expect me to believe that?
Vaughn: I've just had a lot on my mind lately, that's all. It'll pass.
Sydney: Yesterday was the day, wasn't it? The anniversary of your father's death?
Vaughn: How could you remember that?
Sydney: I remember what missing him does to you.
Agent Jack Bristow: Any complications?
Sydney: Well, I think I lost us about $900,000, depending on the exchange rate.
Kendall: Just so we're clear, Mr. Vaughn, I know all about your participation in busting Agent Bristow out of federal custody. Convince her to talk to her mother, or face charges of obstructing justice and harboring a fugitive.
Vaughn: Guess it's two-for-one day on blackmail.
Marshall: I've lost my keys. Where are they?
Sydney: How do I look?
Marcus Dixon: For the record, that's a question you never have to ask.
Vaughn: If you betray her, no matter what it costs me, I will kill you.
Sloane: No need to worry, I love her too.
Vaughn: I've... I've got this aunt, umm, Aunt Trish. She's the insane one in the family. She uh speaks to the dead, goes to readings, uh, she's a crop circle worshipper.
Sydney: Aunt Trish.
Vaughn: Yeah. This whole Rambaldi thing reminds me of something she would tell me about.
Vaughn: I hate you - but I love Sydney more. Which is why you're not dying tonight.
Jack: I used to think you didn't have much of a spine.
Vaughn: Has that assessment changed at all?
Jack: No.
Agent Marshall Flinkman: That sound that you're - you know, that 'boom'? That's my mind blowing.
Weiss: Jack is going to shoot you in the face.
Vaughn: Just give me a half-hour head start. Tell him that she called your phone and you gave it to me. We only have ten hours to find Kaplan.
Weiss: If we end up sharing a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer.
Vaughn: You're not the easiest guy to work with.
Kendall: No. No, definitely not.
NSC Director Robert Lindsey: If you're finished, this is the men's room.
Sydney: Who let you in?
Lauren: They're right behind us.
Sark: Yes, thank you. I can see that.
Agent Eric Weiss: You really want some space, or are you and I going to go get drunk? 'Cause there's this bar - you won't even remember it tomorrow.
Vaughn: Even though everything's changed... some things don't... I'm not going to lose you twice.
Chosen answer: It does sound overdubbed, but there was no change in the organization. UCO is United Commission Organization. There are signs when Patel is coming that say UCO so obviously it wasn't changed.