Will & Grace

Will & Grace (1998)

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Karen: [storming angrily out of the Principal's Office.] You dragged me down to this God-forsaken place to tell me my kids made the Honor Roll? Honey, my time is precious, call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!

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Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

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Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a killer rack! Good morning!

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Karen: Anyone homo?
Jack: I am. I am.

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Karen: Grace Alden. I'm ashamed...
Grace: Adler. My last name is Adler.
Karen: Oh... That's pretty.

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Jack: Welcome to Cynical Island, population: you.

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Grace: That's not a complement. A compliment is 'you're sexy', 'you turn me on', not 'one look at you proves I'm a queer'.

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Karen: You say potato, I say vodka.

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Karen: Sorry I'm late. Oh God, that sounded insincere... I'm late!

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Karen: Hey Hey Hey Hey, This is a place of business! We are trying to get some work done in here and we don't need you just barging... Wait, I'm saying it and I don't even buy it!

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Karen: Oh, coulda shoulda prada!

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Karen: It's a victimless crime, like tax evasion or public indecency.

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Will: Got a hot date?
Jack: No, but the guy who's dating me does.

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Karen: [to Will.] By your inflection I can tell that you think what you're saying is funny, but... No.

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Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?

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Jack: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.
Will: Jack, blind and deaf people know you're gay. Dead people know you're gay.
Jack: Grace, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?
Grace: My dog knew.

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