Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1997)

Seeing Red - S6-E19

Xander: I think it's the "daddy" thing that's throwing her. 'Cause incest? Not that sexy.

Angel - S1-E7

Angel: You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done... And to care.

Same Time, Same Place - S7-E3

Willow: Giles, is there anything you don't know everything about?
Giles: Synchronised swimming. It remains a mystery to me.

End Of Days - S7-E21

Xander: Hey, party in my eyesocket and everyone's invited!

Fool For Love - S5-E7

Xander: What's with the hand wave? You see that? Does that, like, mean something?
Willow: It's code. I think it breaks down to 'choo-choo!'
Anya: It probably means to follow him. That, or wait here for him.
Willow: [whispering.] Ask him.
Xander: [yelling.] Hey, Riley? What's the [hand gesture.] all about?
Riley: It means yell real loud so the vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance.
Xander: See, now he's all mad and sarcastic.
Willow: It's because you were doing all that yelling, Mr. Stealthy-pants.

Fool For Love - S5-E7

Spike: Death is on your heels, baby. And sooner or later, it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it. Not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it.

Two To Go (1) - S6-E21

Xander: Hey now - play nice, fellas, or you'll break our concentration.
Anya: Which means no protection spell...
Xander: And Willow will make sure you two boneless chickens are skinless, too.
Andrew: Then what? You think your Li'l Witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her! She's a truck driving Magic Mamma. We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers, and not one of you bunch has the midiclorians to stop her.
Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?

Tabula Rasa - S6-E8

Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. [Everyone looking at him.] You Englishmen are always so... [pauses.] Bloody hell! [Ticks off on his fingers.] Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.

No Place Like Home - S5-E5

[After finding Spike outside her house.]
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!
Spike: [counting on fingers.] Out...for...a...walk... Bitch.

Season 1 generally

Xander: So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either.

Buffy: Speak English, not whatever they speak in, um...
Giles: England?

When She Was Bad - S2-E1

Xander: Are we overlooking the possibility that she may be very attracted to me? ... She's possessed.

Prophecy Girl - S1-E12

Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck, I saw that.
Angel: No, I wasn't.
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Cordelia: Do guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander: I'm 17, linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

Killed By Death - S2-E18

[Buffy accidently attacks Xander, and Xander jumps back.]
Xander: Man, Buffy. My life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life.