Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Movie Quote Quiz

Touched - S7-E20

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her.] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. [Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face.] Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you, " it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.
Buffy: [Quietly.] I don't wanna be the one.

Bargaining (1) - S6-E1

[After saving Giles from a vampire.]
Spike: Awww, poor Watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost-got-shagged, cup of tea?

School Hard - S2-E3

Vampire: And when I kill her, it will be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know, I was there.
Spike: You were there?! If every vampire who said he was actually at the crucifixion really was there, it would've been like Woodstock!

Potential - S7-E12

Xander: They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie. To be the one who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary.

Lie To Me - S2-E7

Angel: I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. Drusilla was the worst. She was...an obsession of mine. She was pure, and sweet and chaste.
Buffy: You made her a vampire.
Angel: First I made her insane. Killed everyone she loved, visited every mental torture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon.

Same Time, Same Place - S7-E3

Spike: Come on, it's this way.
Xander: We should have put a leash on him.
Buffy: Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire!

Lie To Me - S2-E7

Willow: If I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?
Angel: Are you going to tell me I'm jealous?
Willow: Well, you do sometimes get that way.

The Killer In Me - S7-E13

Giles: Let me get this straight: you think I'm evil if I take a group of teenage girls on a camping trip and I DON'T touch them?

Grave (2) - S6-E22

Xander: I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!

When She Was Bad - S2-E1

Hank Summers: At least when she was burning stuff down, I knew what to say.

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When She Was Bad - S2-E1

Willow: I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A "bitca"?

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Once More, With Feeling - S6-E7

Buffy: So, any idea what's going on?
Spike: Oh, so that's all. You just come to pump me for information?
Buffy: What else would I want to pump you for?
[pause as Buffy realizes what her comment sounded like.]
Buffy: I really just said that, didn't I?

School Hard - S2-E3

Spike: You know what I find works with Slayers? Killing them.

Innocence (2) - S2-E14

Xander: I think I'm having a thought. Oh yeah, that's a thought. [Gasp.] Now I'm having a plan!

Buffy: This is Andrew, he's our hostage.
Andrew: I prefer guestage.

Band Candy - S3-E6

Willow: Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss...oh, wait. I get it.

Doppelgangland - S3-E16

Willow: That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay.

Dirty Girls - S7-E18

Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life - literally - to protect the people around her. This girl has died *two* times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You've got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart - and this time not literally - and I'm telling you right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.
[Pause.]
Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.

Seeing Red - S6-E19

Xander: I think it's the "daddy" thing that's throwing her. 'Cause incest? Not that sexy.

Angel - S1-E7

Angel: You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done... And to care.

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