Quotes from Jackie Earle Haley movies and TV shows

Mike Engelberg: Hey Kelly can we make another stop?
Kelly Leak: Engelberg can't you just.
Mike Engelberg: Look it happens I can't control things like this.

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Moocher: Mike, the time comes when we just all have to go our own ways, you know.
Mike: Oh, you're a real adult, aren't ya. B-town boy grows up.

Dad: If you eat so much, Moocher, how come you're so damned small?
Moocher: Oh... It's my metabolism. I eat 3 times a day and my metabolism eats 5 times a day.

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Freddy Krueger: Little Nancy. Now that you caught me, what game do you wanna play next?
Nancy Holbrook: Fuck you!
Freddy Krueger: Ooh, sounds like fun.

Freddy Krueger: One, two, guess who's coming for you?

Jesse: What do you want from me?
Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse. You think you can turn back time? ANSWER ME!
Jesse: No.
Freddy Krueger: You think you can bring the dead back to life?
Jesse: No.
Freddy Krueger: No? I didn't fucking think so.

Freddy Krueger: Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet!

Freddy Krueger: You have nothing to worry about. This wont hurt one, little, bit.

Freddy Krueger: Did you know that after the heart stops beating, the brain still functions for 7 minutes? That means we still have 6 minutes to play.

Dean: You're not real. You're not real.
Freddy Krueger: I am now.

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Jesse: Oh, god.
Freddy Krueger: No. Just me.

Freddy Krueger: What do you think I did? I didn't do anything.

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Raymond Sellars: What is bigger than a hero?
Rick Mattox: A dead hero.

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George Noyce: Don't you get it? You're a rat in a maze.

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Rorschach: You forgot how we do things, Daniel. You've gotten too soft. Too trusting. Especially with women.
Dan Dreiberg: No, listen, I am through with that! God, who do you think you are, Rorschach? You live off people by insulting them and nobody complains because they think you're a damn lunatic! I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that, man.
Rorschach: Daniel? You are a good friend.

Rorschach: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll whisper 'no'.

Rorschach: I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with ME!

Rorschach: Men get arrested. Dogs get put down.

Daniel Dreiberg: What happened to us, Rorschach?
Rorschach: You quit.

Rorschach: Watchmen. One of us died tonight. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows.

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