Alex Winter

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[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell.]
Dead Bill: Ted.
Dead Ted: Yeah?
Dead Bill: If I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.
Dead Ted: But, dude, we're already dead.
Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.

Ted: You are a most excellent scientist, Station.
Bill: Yeah! Plus, you got an excellently huge Martian butt!
Big Station: Station!

Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!

Both Bill and Ted: It's Colonel Oats! No way!
Colonel Oats: Gentlemen! Welcome to hell.
Ted: No way.
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Ted: No way...sir?
Colonel Oats: You two will do whatever I tell you to do from now on. Is that clear?
Bill: Yes, sir. Dude!
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Bill: Yes! Dude! Sir!
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Bill: Yes, sir! Sir! Dude!
Colonel Oats: Get down and give me infinity. Stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins.
Bill: Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Maybe if he lets us do it girlie style.

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Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen.
Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill/Ted: Excellent.

Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston.
Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted.
King Henry: Put them in the iron maiden.
Bill and Ted: Iron Maiden? Excellent!

Missy: Hi, guys.
Bill: Hi, Missy - I mean, Mom.
Ted: Uh, Miss Preston, we'd like you to meet some of our...friends.
Bill: Yeah, this is uh, Dave Beeth Oven. And, uh, Maxine of Arc, Missy. Herman the Kid.
Ted: Bob Ghenghis Kahn. So-Crates Johnson. Dennis Frood. And, uh...uh...Abraham Lincoln.

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