Quotes from Dick Van Dyke movies and TV shows

Laura Petrie: You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead.
Rob Petrie: Who's that?
Laura Petrie: Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity.
Rob Petrie: Then how do you know him?
Laura Petrie: Oh Rob, he's famous.

Rob Petrie: I want to take a nap before I go to sleep.

Rob Petrie: At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls.

More The Dick Van Dyke Show quotes

Bert: Speaking of names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
Uncle Albert: What's the name of his other leg?

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