Quotes from Elisabeth Shue movies and TV shows

Chris: I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
Brad: If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour.

Daryl: This is weird.
Chris: You're weird.
Daryl: Hahahahaha.

Chris: Who was at the door?
Brad: Stray dog.

Chris: So, when the babysitter looked more closely at the kids, she saw that... they HAD no faces.
Sarah: Oh my God.
Chris: Just a pool of mushy goo.
Sarah: Like Spaghetti-O's?
Chris: Spaghetti-O's with meat.

Chris: Now boys, if either of you give me any grief I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.
Daryl: Raped?
Chris: I'm too old for this crap.

Daryl: You gotta be shitting me.
Chris: Watch your mouth.
Daryl: Watch my mouth? You gotta be shitting me.

John Pruitt: Good luck Babysitter.
Chris: You too Mr. Pruitt.

Daryl: Did you steal all of these cars?
Joe Gipp: Yeah. It gets me some good money.
Daryl: Isn't it kind of dangerous?
Joe Gipp: Hey, I like danger, all right?
Chris: You should try babysitting.

Chris: What should I do?
Sarah: Get in the car and run him over.

More Adventures in Babysitting quotes

Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet.
Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.
Dana Marschz: It was?

More Hamlet 2 quotes

Emily: You like games?
Elizabeth: I love games. Would you like to play one?
Emily: I'm already playing.

More Hide and Seek quotes

Sarah: I just have one rule that I need you to respect. I do not want the two of you to be alone in your house or this house if I am not here.
Elissa: You are never here.

Sarah: I know what you're doing.
Elissa: What?
Sarah: You're trying to save him.
Elissa: I am not.
Sarah: Yes, you are. That's what you do, you like to fix people.
Elissa: Oh, yaddayadda-yadda.
Sarah: Honey, sometimes people can't be fixed.

More House at the End of the Street quotes

Sera: What's up?
Ben Sanderson: I was looking for you tonight. I don't know if you've a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, but I thought maybe we could get some dinner.

Sera: You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of.

Sera: So... why are you killing yourself?
Ben Sanderson: Interesting choice of words. I don't remember. I just know that I want to.

Ben Sanderson: Sarah, with an "H"?
Sera: With an "E." S-E-R-A. Sera.

Sera: So why are you a drunk?
Ben Sanderson: Why am I a drunk? Is that really what you wanna ask me?
Sera: Yes.
Ben Sanderson: Well, then, this is our first date, or our last. Until now I wasn't sure it was either.

Sera: Is drinking a way of killing yourself?
Ben Sanderson: Or, is killing myself a way of drinking?

Ben Sanderson: Don't you think you'd get a little bored, living with a drunk?
Sera: Well... that's what I want.
Ben Sanderson: You haven't seen the worst of it. I knock things over... throw up all the time. These past few days I've been very controlled. You're like some sort of antidote that mixes with the liquor and keeps me in balance. But, that won't last forever.

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