Mark Tobias: The one time my father shows up to Cub Scouts and I earn a merit badge in covert evasion techniques.
Quotes from Ryan Reynolds movies and TV shows - page 5 of 6
Rory Adams: Control, if you're listening, and you probably are 'cause you're creepy that way, can I just rant for a second about the micromanagement? We're not blood-filled meat puppets. I come from a long line of plumbers that can fix a shower, but I can't. Well, Hugh doesn't shower anyway - he's British. It's not being critical, you're just a very under-bathed nation; everybody knows it.
Gary: This is all a dream?
Margaret: No.
Gary: I'm in a coma?
Margaret: No.
Gary: I'm dead? This is hell or purgatorium or something?
Margaret: Okay, purgatorium is where Romans vomited, but no, this is as real as anything can be.
Gary: What does that mean?
Margaret: Everything is what it is. You're not who you think you are.
Gary: Um, I'm kind of having a medical situation. I don't have a belly button.
Gary: Hey, is this crack? Do you know how to do it?
Detective Pikachu: That's right, Mr. Mime. [chuckling] You're about to be Mr. Melt unless you start talking.
Detective Pikachu: Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!
Detective Pikachu: Oh, that's a twist. That is very twisty.
Detective Pikachu: Have you ever talked to a woman before?
Tim Goodman: I've talked to women before!
Detective Pikachu: When was that, in the the birth canal?
Margaret Tate: I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence...the boat.
Margaret Tate: Why didn't you tell me you're some kind of Alaskan Kennedy?
Andrew Paxton: We were in the middle of talking about you... For the last 3 years.
Andrew Paxton: [as Margaret eventually climbs down a ladder.] Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old.
Andrew Paxton: You can do this, but that would require you to stop snacking on children while they dream.
Andrew Paxton: Don't take this the wrong way.
Margaret Tate: OK.
Andrew Paxton: You are a very, *very* beautiful woman.
Margaret Tate: Was that your family?
Andrew Paxton: Yes.
Margaret Tate: Tell you to quit?
Andrew Paxton: Every single day.
Andrew Paxton: Margaret, will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you.
John Hartley: You know what I think is funny, Booth?
Nolan Booth: Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.
John Hartley: We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.
Nolan Booth: I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.
Nolan Booth: This whole time you were working for her?
John Hartley: Not for, with. Like partners.
The Bishop: Yeah, we're both The Bishop. Surprise.
John Hartley: There are two bishops in chess.
The Bishop: And a whole lotta pawns.